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I went to KFC the other day to get some of their new grilled chicken thinking that it would be a life changing event. I wasn’t expecting it to be healthy, but I did come in with a few expectations. The first being that it would be really, really juicy and good. The second expectation that I had, and I thought that this one was a no brainer, was that the food would actually be grilled.
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Now I know what the commercials claim, that every piece of chicken is grilled, but I don’t buy it. When I got the chicken, it looked like it was fried. I admit, there was no breading, which probably makes the chicken infinitely better for you, but the skin was crispy and greasy, much like its fried chicken. There were also these strange looking, almost painted on grill marks that definitely didn’t come from a grill, or anything that even resembled a grill.
The taste of the chicken was alright… nothing special, but also quite different. I would say that it tastes like a combination of chicken, lemon, salt, and grease. Apparently this chicken is better for you than the regular chicken, and tastes about the same, so I would probably get it again.
I don’t want to stir up any trouble (yes I do!), but if KFC came out and admitted that its chicken was actually dipped in the same oil that the rest of the chicken is in, I wouldn’t be surprised at all.
I guess that I would give the chicken a C+. The taste is ok, the claim is that it is better for you than the normal stuff, but it’s all going to come out just the same. Not pretty.
1. Cleveland - LeBron James makes me sick. Did you know the he lead his team in points (28.4), rebounds (7.6), assists (7.2), steals (1.7), and blocks (1.1)? If the Rockets got rid of T-Mac and Yao, do you think LeBron could play in Houston?
2. Denver - How dumb do the Pistons feel for not drafting Carmello Anthony in 2003. They would be the ‘09 pistons, but with a more legit defense. Idiots.
3. Houston - Heart of Champions. No Yao, no T-Mac, no Deke, and they still find ways to win. Chuck Hayes is going to have to dig deep if they are going to win the series, but I have faith. The guy is a tree… unmoveable.
4. L.A. Lakers - Derek Fisher is my new least favorite player in the NBA. That shoulder charge was pretty weak. L.A. is a solid team, but they have no idea how to defend the pick and roll. They are a bunch of undisciplined prima donnas.
Edit: They just beat Houston by 40. Out of principle I won’t raise them to #3, but maybe they should be.
5. Orlando - Have you ever seen Dwight Howard, their apparent best player, do a sweet baseline shot or pass out of a double team with any kind of grace? Rashard Lewis is the reason this team works, and the wole players are very skilled. Van Gundy is a Mario Brother and should be coaching a little league team. Put a good coach in Orlando and this team wins championships.
6. Boston - They play hard, but the scoring opportunities are very inconsistent without Garnett. They need him back… today.
7. Dallas Dirk’s game is straight up ugly, he needs to be knocked out of the playoffs.
8. Atlanta - Josh Smith needs to focus. Next year he needs to get better if this Hawks team wants to go any further.
